Logical Logbook

My thoughts are worth billions. My logic will end the world.

Wednesday, August 30, 2006

Yes. I think I will have a beer. Thank you.

Thursday, August 17, 2006

You know the Atkins diet, the one where you can't eat bread or drink beer or wine? People go on that intentionally. I will leave you to just think about that for a minute.

Wednesday, August 16, 2006

You know that point you get to where you're not sure if you're hungry or if you just wanna eat because you're bored? I'll tell you what--you are probably just bored. Tough it out and chew some gum or something.

Friday, August 04, 2006

I will tell you, I'm a lot of things but mostly I'm dead. By that, I mean I am no longer alive. Before I died though I did do a few things this week. Lucky you. It's enough for a Weekly Wrapup. Here's what I did:

  1. Died.
  2. Talked on the phone.
  3. Made guacamole.
  4. Showed up so late people worried about me.
  5. Repaired.
  6. six six six
  7. Pushed.
  8. Miscalculated.
  9. Considered
And that's all you get.