There was a period of time when I was in high school, that I really wanted to start wearing a cape around. I'm not talking like a Superman cape or anything like that but a warm, protective cape such as a midieval adventurer might wear. In some ways I wish that eBay had existed then as it did now because I could have easily found such a cape if it had but I'm also glad I never run into pictures of myself in which I'm wearing a cape for no good goddamn reason.