Well--I find myself left all on my lonesome in the office so I figured that as much as I love staring at Excel spreadsheets, I'd take a break to play Turbo Tanks and write the Weekly Wrapup. Here's what I did, spelled out simply in a numbered list for easy readability:

1. Played Turbo Tanks.
2. Talked to a dog.
3. Tuned.
4. Thought about parking.
5. Stopped.
6. six six.
7. Started reading a Miss Manners book.
8. Wasn't kidding when I said I started reading a Miss Manners book.
9. Considered a hotdog as a viable option.

So that's that, folks. Now leave me alone.

It is a point of minor distress for me that my job sometimes entails assaulting the web-enabled world w/ such inane depths of cheese as this image:

Apparently, there is some human subspecies that is depraved enough to appreciate such platitudes. While I don't doubt this, I find it hard to believe that such people are able to use a browser well enough to navigate their way to our website.

Yeah. I guess I should stop posting random pictures and get to the Weekly Wrapup. Here's the exactly nine-things I did:

1. Posted random pictures.
2. Ate pizza on more than one occasion.
3. Bottled an IPA.
4. Smelled bad on more than one occasion.
5. Tried to identify the source of a problem.
6. six six
7. Didn't do anything for Valentine's Day because Valentine's Day is stupid as hell.
8. Lost my damn CTA card.
9. Considered a different course of action.

So that's that. Now leave me be.

While I'm posting pictures:

These are wee bears.

It's hard for me to admit but I like Quiznos double cheese melt. I have to put giardiniera sauce on it but it's good. So there.

Did you know there's an Olympics going on? It's strange but true. As far as I'm concerned sports that only generate enough interest to be on TV once every four years, don't really generate enough interest to be on TV at all. Seriously. Wouldn't you rather read a book and wait for college football to start next year?

You know what's weird? I've legally married people. That's just messed up.

What day is it? Given that I think it's Friday, it's now time for the Weekly Wrapup. Here's what I did:

1. Google searched.
2. Balked.
3. Tried. (Get it? Tried for number three.)
4. Built a fort. (Or maybe fourt. Ha!)
5. Made at least two bad jokes.
6. six six
7. Ok, three bad jokes. But I make that one every time.
8. Wondered just where I might have went wrong.
9. Considered another slice.


That's it. Nine things. In one ear and out your mother.

And for the record, Blogger has the worst spell check ever.

There's this woman I see on the train fairly regularly. I call her More Makeup Woman as she's pretty much covered in makeup when I got on but still applying it a half hour later when I get off. She also has really neato died flourescent streaks in her hair.

Just though you would want to know is all...

I haven't had much to say lately. I will say though that over the past couple months I've got my comeuppance for making you all do that word verification thing when you post comments as I've had to type in that crap every time I post for quite a while now. For example, I'm about to type tsmkchcs.

Yeah--I know it's a little late to be doing a Weekly Wrapup but, shit, I've been busy. Here's the nine things I did:

1. http://www.rineboyer.com/
2. Fixed some chili.
3. Bought tickets to Japan.
4. Sent some tiny, tiny bears.
5. Wailed.
6. six six
7. Thought about pets.
8. Popped a well-aged homebrew.
9. Considered adopting a new strategy.


It's been a good week no matter how you count.

Do you ever have those moments where you realize you just wasted so much of a day that it's not even worth getting started?