People Who've Been Asking Me for Change:

OK. I admit it. I do have some change and I'm not really sorry. Still, while this might make me an asshole, I think it's a bit much to accuse me of racism. Have you seen me giving change to white people? Not unless they're working at the liquor store when I'm low on cash.

Ro-bots:

You're not taking over just yet. You can pry this world from my cold, dead hands.

William Wallace:

Yes, I would be willing to trade all the days from this day to that for one chance, just one chance, to come back here and tell our enemies that they may take our lives but they may never take our freedom.