People who are so fat that they take up two seats on the train:

Did you pay for two rides? If not, stand.


Chuck Norris:

People are talking about you a lot on the internet. It was funny a couple years ago but now it's not. People keep doing it anyway though because they can't come up w/ their own jokes. If you have anyway of stopping them please do. If not, just let these people know that I think they're lame and stupid.


"Hacksaw" Jim Dougan:

Please don't hit me w/ a two-by-four.