I admit it. The rumors are true. I am the smartest man alive. (But not the smartest man who's ever lived. He's dead.) I do exactly nine things every week in order to achieve balance and insight. I create lists of these nine things every Friday for the benefit of my readers. I call it the Weekly Wrapup:

1. Called some guy who lives an hour and a half away.
2. Completely lost it.
3. Took the bus home.
4. Thought I was dead.
   
5. Ate two packages of ramen noodles in one day,
   
6. six six
7. Rolled stuff in dough.
   
8. Had a awkward hugging experience.
   
9. Considered not finishing this list.
   

There you are. Hope that helps. Peace be w/ you and all that.