The more work I have, the less I want to do. The world's demands on me are stupid and I'm lazy.

Lately, people have taken to writing down email addresses on scraps of paper and handing them to me. "Email this guy and ask him about something." What? "I don't even know where to start." Well--my advice is that the first step you take is figuring that out. The next step would be you emailing that guy. And the last would be you keeping your fat ass planted in your chair and not coming to my desk to make non-descriptive and inarticulate demands. Thanks.