So I've got it all figured out. I'm at work now so I'm getting paid to do this. And the longer I do this, the longer I get paid for doing it. I am now well on my way to being a full-time professional blogger. Take that, establishment!

Edwardo's Pizza is good. I just ate a small one for lunch along with a salad. I leave the box open on my desk for about an hour after I'm done so people think I'm eating and won't bug me. Yes. It's a cunning ruse, I know, but that's just how I roll--cunningly.

Anyway, as much as I like staring at the screen not being able to think of anything else to write, I think I'm going to move on with things. Later, kids.