Rodents:

You really ought to hire some better PR people. It seems you are getting a bad rap you don't deserve. I mean, cats, in all their vile cruelty and filthiness, have a better image than you. There's gotta be something you can do.

Huns:

I wish you guys were still around. Rampaging is sweet.

Cookie Monster:

I know you have your shtick and everything but have you tried brownies? I think you might change your tune if you do.