Weekly Wrapup? What?

Here's what I did:

1. Your mom. (Ha!)
2. Fixed a problem and found out I liked it better broken.
3. Chopped up a tomato at the speed of light. (Mind blowing, really.)
   
4. Dodged a bullet.
   
5. Won at pool w/o sinking a single shot.
   
6. six six
7. Chalked it up to experience.
   
8. Stank.
   
9. Considered various whiskeys and went w/ beer.