The Coffee Wars continue:

Yesterday, I secured passage to work on a train leaving a few precious minutes earlier than normal. I seized the coffee machine and neutralized the forces of Weak-Ass through tactical use of the eigth-cup measure. At some point hence, the enemy attempted an insurection by means of setting up the coffee ahead of time, hoping that upon my arrival I would chose to passively flip the red switch rather than take further steps toward their subjugation. Such fools they are--so completely unaware that I have been smuggling extra scoops into the basket for literally months that they assumed their counterstrike would go unanswered.