The one thing I can say about Japan is that when I go to post in my blog here, the whole page is in Japanese. For instance, I have this on my screen:

下の画像に表示されている文字を入力してください。

Lord knows what in the holy hell that means. Written Japanese is a weird cross of heiroglyphics and a bunch of confusing gibberish. They have three alphabets none of which can stand on its own.

The other things about Japan is everyone's short and they think it's kind of weird that we eat bread. How about that?