Fine. I'll write the Weekly Wrapup. Here's what I did this week:

1. Applied glue to pantyhose.
2. Called about the snow.
3. Woke up late but still showed up on time.
4. Ate more beans and rice than previously thought possible.
   
5. Started a Wikipedia user page.
   
6. six six
   
7. Became a powerhouse.
8. Strohed.
   
9. Considered composition.

And that's all you get.