I just got a request for some boring personal information and far be it for me to deny the people such indulgences.

Lately, I've changed my morning procedure as follows:

Old procedure:

1. Alarm goes off at seven AM.
   
2. Alarm goes off at seven-oh-nine AM.
3. Alarm goes off at seven-eighteen AM.
4. Alarm goes off at seven-twenty-seven AM.
5. Alarm goes off at seven-thirty-thirty-six AM.
6. Alarm goes off at seven-forty-five AM.
7. Alarm goes off at seven-fifty-four AM.
8. Wake up.
9. Eat.
10. Go to work.

New procedure:

1. Alarm goes off at seven AM.
   
2. Alarm goes off at seven-oh-nine AM.
3. Wake up.
   
4. Eat.
5. Go back to bed.
   
6. Alarm goes off at seven-fifty-four AM.
7. Alarm goes off at eight-oh-three AM.
8. Alarm goes off at eight-twelve AM.
   
9. Wake up.
10. Go to work.

For some reason, I find the latter more agreeable.