The one thing you need to know about federal employees is that it is impossible to put them in a situation where they can't find a reason to complain. The way they go on about it you'd think they spent long days toiling like serfs. However, the other thing you need to know about federal workers is that their jobs consist of only one thing--filling out forms. That's all they do. Period. Of course, I don't include postal workers here. Postal workers actually manage to do nothing but complain.