It's lunch time. This means I'm eating while sitting here at the computer rather than doing work or wasting time. I just had a bagel and now I'm having an orange. Isn't that great? I think so but I can't imagine you'd be interested in knowing.

Let's face it, you just don't care about me. I was alone in this world until I met you and now I am alone again. Yes, I mean you personally. How could you leave me like this? I don't even know you anymore!