Another thing that pisses me off:

It should be payday today but there is no new money in my bank account. There is old money in my bank account and that's cool but this lack of new money is disturbing. I'm am going to have to talk w/ our accountant, who I will call the Hairy Gremlin from here on out, to see what's up. I don't like talking on the phone and I especially don't like talking to the Hairy Gremlin about money on the phone. This is bad.