Things I wish I said today:

• That computers not messed up. You're stupid.
• No.
• You're stupid.
• Shut up.
• Make some real coffee for once.
• Go away. You're stupid.
• You're pretty but you're stupid.
• Shut up.
• You're stupid.
• I'm not smart but you're stupid.

Seriously. Being that asshole IT guy who thinks he's smarter than everyone else is gross and boring to me but there's things that need be done and be done soon. Leave me alone, people I work with!