Everything I own is broken. I have a bass amp that flashes red and green lights instead of playing sounds, a guitar amp that electrocutes you instead of playing sounds, a delay pedal that fizzles and crackles in one mode, a computer that sits there like a dumbass and does nothing, my cell phone is zerobuttonless--everyone has a zero in their number these days--and my Chicago card costs me seventyfive dollars a month plus seven dollars a day plus five dollars.

You could say I'm bitter but that doesn't really encompass the full scope of it.