Logical Logbook

My thoughts are worth billions. My logic will end the world.

Tuesday, March 27, 2007

There is a a child human being in the office. I find his presence displeasing. However, he has just started talking about how he would kill his hamster if he (the hamster) got pneumonia, which is kind of weird and funny. Undoubtedly, when his mom gets back in, people will tell her he was very cute--which is simply not true. This kid is a strange and annoying strictly.

Monday, March 12, 2007

"I can't print to the color printer up front."
"Alright, give me a minute to finish up and I'll have a look."
"Do you think it has anything to do w/ the time change?"
"No."

"My Internet Explorer won't work."
"What do you mean, are pages not loading correctly or are you having trouble starting the program?"
"I think it's this time change..."
"No."
"But it's acting all weird."

"The time on my computer changed automatically. Is that OK?"
"Did it change to the correct time?'
"Yes."
"Then you're fine."

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Monday, March 05, 2007

There are people in this world that will intentionally buy a guitar that looks like this (and spend six thousand dollars in the process):















I will just leave you to think about that for a minute.

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