Logical Logbook

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Friday, April 28, 2006

Oh God. I have to write this stupid Weekly Wrapup thing again. This is what I did:

  1. Showed up way late w/ no explanation offerred.
  2. Put that powdered creamer crap in my coffee against my better judgement.
  3. Witness Ukranian culture first hand in their own village.
  4. Took the damn Damen bus, damnit.
  5. Sang a song.
  6. six six
  7. Put peanut butter in ramen noodles (and liked it).
  8. Went out to lunch.
  9. Considered taking the day off.

Wednesday, April 26, 2006

You know something? The problem w/ software design these days is everyone but software designers are retards. The other problem is software designers are retards. It's a vicious circle.

Friday, April 21, 2006

The Weekly Wrapup has become something of a tradition around here. I think of it as being like a tailgate before a football game. Basically, you just stand around eating hotdogs and acting like you actually know shit from shinola about that cigar you're smoking when you're actually just a fat retard who allows cigar manufacturing conglomerates to bilk you out of money in the name of some outdated high-roller image. Seriously, asshole, you eat at McDonald's. Nobody who eats at goddamn McDonald's knows the first thing about cigars. Damn it all!

Here's what I did this week:
  1. Bought a Bassman 100.
  2. Didn't get mono unlike some people I know.
  3. Watched a documentary that feature Vision Streewear prominantly.
  4. Didn't buy the hype.
  5. Pretended like I cared what was going on during a meeting even though I fully intend to do everything just as I originally planned because that's obviously the best way to go about it.
  6. six six
  7. Stayed out too late but didn't drink too much.
  8. Drank too much.
  9. Considered bridging the gap.
Now go smoke your cigar, you McDonald's-eating phoney!

Thursday, April 20, 2006

Just so you know, I'm no longer distraught by the thought of it being Wednesday. I suggest that those wondering why this is look at a calander; it's Thursday now and I for one could only be happier if it was Friday or Saturday.

Wednesday, April 19, 2006

You know what sucks? It's only Wednesday.

Tuesday, April 18, 2006

Seven Eleven continually amazes me w/ the particular style of food that the sell there. I have in my own mine created a term for this type of food: Fat Delivery System (FDS). They've always had all the classics--chips, chili dogs, microwave burritos--but there was something new in there that caught my eye, an FDS of extraordinary power.

Now the long time fans here know that I consider myself to be an expert in the field of insane sandwich contruction. I am the inventor of the Masterpiece of Disasterpiece, which is considered a deadly weapon in all forty-eight contiguous states and Puerto Rico and features deep-fried beef bacon and salami as its centerpiece along w/ a veritable slew of other lesser ingredients. Now, I won't say that this sandwich I saw at Seven Eleven could compete w/ my own creations--not even close--but it certainly it ventures in to territory that should not be intruded upon by layman.

The inside filling was nothing out of the ordinary--ham and cheese, no big deal--but at first glance, it appeared to be a slice of pizza. The reason for this is because instead of slices of bread, this sandwich features slices of pizza. For the lowly manufactur of an FDS of the type featured at Seven Eleven, it must be something of a tour de force. Though I must admit, while it's structure has me greatly intrigued and yet I have no intent to eat it due to the undoubtedly low-quality ingredients and shoddy craftmanship.

Friday, April 14, 2006

You know what? There was a time when I never did the Weekly Wrapup and not a damn soul complained. Now, I get hundreds of hangers-on writing me tearful email messages the very second it turns to Friday until I post the damn thing. "I'm not going to stop writing tearful email messages," they say, "until you post the Weekly Wrapup." Well--fuck all of you! I give you an inch and you take a mile. Good God! I will write the Weekly Wrapup when I damn well please. This just happens to be right now. Here's what I did this week:

  1. Ingested caffeine until it became a bona fide psychedelic.
  2. Used the F-word on my blog. Sorry mom!
  3. Flew twelve hours and went back in time.
  4. Fell asleep really early.
  5. Worried.
  6. six six
  7. Got in touch w/ some guy w/ a Fender Bassman for sale.
  8. Went to the bank.
  9. Considered something w/o Velcro.

And there you have it.

Thursday, April 13, 2006

I drink enough coffee now that by ten in the morning, the world has taken on a surreal shimmer--as if I have two separate minds working in parallel. The upside of this I can take in information at a dizzying rate. The downside is that I'm pretty much incapable of devoting my full attention to anything. I shudder to think of the possibilites that might be available to me if my office didn't switch to half-caff in the off season.

Wednesday, April 12, 2006

You know what word I really like? Beast.

See: Animals are those things in the zoo but beasts are what Noah led on the ark two by two. In theory, they're the same but, when you get right down to it, beasts are much more important than animals.

Tuesday, April 11, 2006

You guys just don't know how bad you're getting the shaft.

Saturday, April 08, 2006

It's belated but here it is by popular demand, the Weekly Wrapup:

  1. Ate some kind of squid or something.
  2. Was taller than everyone.
  3. Drank too much shochu on more than one occasion.
  4. Found out sesame seeds can taste a lot like peanut butter.
  5. Nodded a lot even though I didn't even vaguely understand.
  6. six six
  7. Worried my pizza would come w/ mayo on it.
  8. Really wasn't impressed by the four seasons.
  9. Considered where to go next.

Friday, April 07, 2006

The one thing I can say about Japan is that when I go to post in my blog here, the whole page is in Japanese. For instance, I have this on my screen:

下の画像に表示されている文字を入力してください。

Lord knows what in the holy hell that means. Written Japanese is a weird cross of heiroglyphics and a bunch of confusing gibberish. They have three alphabets none of which can stand on its own.

The other things about Japan is everyone's short and they think it's kind of weird that we eat bread. How about that?

Sunday, April 02, 2006

I'm in Japan. This place is up and messed up--let me tell you. The majority of Japanese culture revolves around putting on the proper sandals for the proper rooms in the proper house. It's a wonder they get anything else done. Also, their toilets range from small holes in the ground to fantastical science fiction spectacles that cannot possibly be described w/ only the English language.